TotallyNotSandNG 2022-08-22 16:11:39

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

TotallyNotSandNG 2022-08-22 16:40:02

@Spiro96 Got my helmet on my head
Figure out what that zombie said (wut)
Lava all over the room
Gotta' half heart left, man, I am doomed
Don't have any iron bars
My pick just broke into some shards
Scary noise what should I do
Go left or right I'll have to choose
Visions of last time, flash inside my mind
I'm scared, oh well
And I'm pretty sure, there's a big creeper
Right there!)
I know your lookin' at that cave
And your feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed you'll be alright
There's nothing that is gonna' change
If you just wait until the day
Zombie wanna' eat your brains
I know it's me your gonna' thank
Make a bed it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a
Woah
Don't mine at night...
(Don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night...
(Don't mine at night)
Stomach's all tied up in knots
This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost
This is really gettin' old
Found like two pieces of coal
Down one way there's just stone
Monsters won't leave me alone
Down another there's some lava
And of course I get, pown
Remember last time I tried to mine at night
I failed, so bad
I lost all my stuff
It was really tough
That's it (rage quit)
I know your lookin' at that cave
And your feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed you'll be alright
There's nothing that is gonna' change
If you just wait until the day
Zombie wanna' eat your brains
I know it's me your gonna' thank
Make a bed it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a
Woah
Don't mine at night...
(Don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night...
(Don't mine at night)
D-o-n-t-m-i-n-e
D-o-n-t-m-i-n-e
D-o-n-t-m-i-n-e
D-o-n-t-m-i-n-e
Don't mine at night
I know your lookin' at that cave
And your feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed you'll be alright
There's nothing that is gonna' change
If you just wait until the day
Zombie wanna' eat your brains

z0i 2022-08-22 17:13:33

What backpack do fucking have that opens fucking vertically

mawibblap 2022-08-23 03:44:36

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