Asskick247's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Winter Time Lovin’]

Three big balls, look like we playin’ tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that n*gga finishes
Dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut cause his balls were blue
He didn’t have a clue
He sliding in and out my a** like he’s cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the mother f**kin’ hallway
He like me and my friends because we’re all gay
We like dick
I like his a** cause it’s thicc
He gon’ f**k my butt til’ I shit
And dick is dry so I spit on the tip

[Striving For Excelence]

Miraklerne kommer når vi er klar
Klar til at glemme os selv.
Drømmer vi nu? Eller glemmer vi blot at vi
Vakler alene, og sammen står
Sammen står vi stærkere når
At det man kan tro på, men ikke helt forstå,
Viser vej for dig og mig.
Mens vi går gennem gaderne, så ved vi alt kan ske.
Vi bryder barikaderne i en stjerneregn af sne.
Og juleaften nærmer sig, mens natten den bli'r lang.
Når lysetsengel viser sig, og reder os fra undergang.
Orakler, profeter og vise mænd, findes de stadig endnu?
Et barns fantasi er en verden af sand magi.
Vi vakler alene men sammen står.
Sammen står vi stærkere når
At det man kan tro på men ikke helt forstå,
Viser vej for dig og mig.
Mens vi går gennem gaderne, så ved vi alt kan ske.
Vi bryder barikaderne i en stjerneregn af sne.
Og juleaften nærmer sig, mens natten den bli'r lang.
Når lysetsengel viser sig, og reder os fra undergang.
Julefreden skænkes stille over byen,
Mens vi venter på et tegn.
Barnet sover trygt i lysets endesfavn
Og vågner op til gave regn.
Mens vi går gennem gaderne, så ved vi alt kan ske.
Vi bryder barikaderne i en stjerneregn af sne.
Og juleaften nærmer sig, mens natten den bli'r lang.
Når lysetsengel viser sig, og reder os fra undergang.
I en stjerneregn,
En stjerneregn af sne

DirkErik-Schulz responds:

Shut the door

[Ak]

Its’a me. A-Mario.

[Asskick247's OC]

It’s the boi

CreamyLiquid764 responds:

YESSIRR

[Billie painting]

Bitch u better start painting or u ain’t gettin no pay (cool art tho)

[Spamton thingy]

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[AK]

Three big balls, look like we playin’ tennis
He got a big D, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his D until that n^^ga finishes
D big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nu^es
Had to make him nut cause his balls were blue
He didn’t have a clue
He sliding in and out my a^s like he’s cleaning out gutters
D bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big D swinging up in the mother f^^kin’ hallway
He like me and my friends because we’re all gay
We like D
I like his a^s cause it’s thicc
He gon’ f^^k my bu^t til’ I sh^t
And D is dry so I spit on the tip

[12 16 22]

Ay this is my fave one yet. It’s kinda like the “you’re my friend now” meme

[Loom]

Neck boner

Triibot responds:

Yeah, I may have tried too hard to stylize the character. Might have to nudge it back a little next time.

["Let's make the Devil cry!"]

Ass (real)

TotallyNotSandNG responds:

Fake