I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt
We slid out the back like greased up butter
We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, Fucker!"
We made it out alive, booyah!
We all stood around like:
"What are we going to do now?"
We picked a new club. What'd we get?
We somehow rolled up to Club Tourettes?
The music there gave everyone a tick
And every time it played the whole place would twitch
And shift and switch and b&tch and talk sh-t like:
Ass, barf, barf, ass, barf, piss!
Barf, piss, ass, ass, barf, barf, piss, ass, ass, piss!
We ran away like a jet propulsion
Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure.
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
Oooh no not having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
Oooh no not having a seizure
Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno
"You little bastards, thought you all knew Oprah!"
Don't make me come over there and fuck you!